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“You Never Know” presented by Amalgamated Stage Productions and Vince Accetturo (2 stars)

“You Never Know” by Amalgamated Stage Productions

Known as a “flop” when it was first produced in 1938, Cole Porter’s You Never Know has been dusted off and is being staged by Amalgamated Stage Productions and Vince Accetturo. According to the program, “Amalgamated is drawn to those old things that have lost their luster or fallen out of favor.” However, this “lost musical” may have been better left missing. It lacks the charm and musical strength of Porter’s other works, such as the most notable and well-loved Kiss Me Kate and Anything Goes.

This staging is presented in the small confines of a new performance space in Carmel, The Cat. (For more on The Cat, check out Lou Harry’s story. Also, be forewarned that it’s kind of hard to find because it is set back from the road and there’s a bunch of construction. Google Maps was not my friend.) It’s a lovely space, but for a musical such as this, its setting is too intimate. The show (whose plot is ridiculous) really needs that fourth wall firmly in place to reinforce the audience’s suspension of disbelief, something that cannot be achieved in this setting. Plus, any kind of dance numbers are awkward because of the space restrictions, and for the kind of dancing indicative of a show from this time period, a more traditional separation of actors and audience behooves both.

“You Never Know” by Amalgamated Stage Productions

Under director Will Wood, the cast is solid if not mind-blowing. Darrin Gowan is playboy Baron Ferdinand, who swaps roles for the night with his manservant, Gaston, played by the above-mentioned Accetturo. Perry Accetturo portrays Ida, a starlet and the Baron’s most regular bedpartner, but he really prefers Madame Baltin, played by Brooke Bucher. Madame Baltin’s maid, Maria, played by Brittany Bucher, pretends to be a lady when Gaston’s wrong phone number lands her in the Baron’s apartment with a smitten Gaston. Worth noting is that Brittany Bucher is only seventeen, something I discovered only after checking her bio because of her very pretty voice.

A nice touch is the introductory remarks from Hugh Hefner’s Penthouse playing on the stage’s TV. But the single funniest element of the show is choreographer Anne Martin’s non-verbal and absolutely hilarious depiction of Elsie the housekeeper. Her little stint on a coffee table was the show’s highlight.

“You Never Know” by Amalgamated Stage Productions